Don’t do drugs. Do me.
Do drugs and me.
Do drugs with me. And then do me.
*packs a bong* see im not gunna rip it cause its a metaphor. *holds it to my mouth and makes saxophone noises* the real high is life
everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.
WHAT IS MINE
I’ve just realised
All my friends are like super attractive
I AM THE UGLY FRIEND
i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom